March 17, 2012, The Most Villainous, Breakneck Route
Some people who travel in the mountains are minimalists. On his hikes in the Yosemite Valley, the naturalist John Muir took along just an overcoat and a pocket full of raisins. Emily Klug, a German lady who was a regular guest in the high huts of the White Mountains, kept but a few provisions rolled up in her long, woolen skirt. Messner on Everest; alone and without oxygen.
Others travel in full-combat utility mode. My friend Rick used to wear the first military cargo pants I ever saw; all strings tied to things within easy reach, hidden in too many pockets to count. He’s long since ditched the dark olive pants for smart, technical mountain threads, but today his kit still goes way beyond his Boy Scout “ten essentials”. Buried in the back of his Range Rover there’s an additional ten items should the need arise: a climbing rope, an ice axe, crampons, and a six-pack of beer on ice. Rick still knows how to plan for a safe, fun time.
Rick’s preparedness always starts with his underwear. His shirt-tail cousin, Odd Roar Lofterød, founded the Norwegian sportswear company Odlo and kept Rick well supplied. The Odlo brand introduced the world to polyester baselayers (long underwear), freeing us all from the misery of cold, sweat-soaked, cotton undergarments or the alternative; itchy woolens.
Like OdLo, Rick’s dad was from Norway and Rolf wanted to make sure his offspring knew how to handle themselves in the snow and mountains. He built a vacation home for his family in North Conway and named it Trollhaugen (Troll Hill).
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| Rick and Deb on Peaked Mt., 1977 |
Years ago, one March afternoon, Rick and I and a friend from college strapped on snowshoes and packed our skis up the little mountain behind Rick’s house. Someone thought to bring some shrimp cocktail along and to this day our ultimate acclamation for perfect corn snow is, "It's the shrimp!" I still enjoy that run down the Peaked Mountain slabs and out through the birch glade into Rick’s old neighborhood.
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| Phil, 1984 |
Fast forward thirty-five years to today, Rick and I are at it again. My friend Phil initiated this trip and he best qualifies as our leader. Phil is a level-headed, self-deprecating kind of guy, and the senior member of our little group. He has more experience in the mountains than the other two of us combined. His preparedness is beyond reproach; if he’s missing anything, it’s because he wants it that way.
About the time Phil was born, his father chose to make the White Mountains his home because of his love of climbing. Phil naturally grew up learning the ways of the trails, cliffs, and rivers that were right in his backyard. In 1965, Phil and his dad Joe were the first mountain guides to hang out their shingle in North Conway, if not the White Mountains. Joe died in 2008, but his NH vanity license plate “ICEAXE” is still in the family.
Phil and Rick will discover they were on the same mountain teaching skiing together around forty years ago. Small world. Rick and I go back 37 years to a “Lost and Forgotten Ski Area” in Jackson where we both taught skiing, and Phil and I connected 33 years ago while he was courting my cabin-mate and his future wife, Ann.
chapter 2: Risk